littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

(Source: barricadeponine)

5 hours ago // 42,766 notes

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

5 hours ago // 135,963 notes

adrians:

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.

(Source: adrians1)

5 hours ago // 124,639 notes

• me: i'm gonna make you mine
• me: *right click, save image as*

5 hours ago // 271,560 notes

• Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
• Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

5 hours ago // 176,156 notes

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

18 hours ago // 90,908 notes